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Lack of sex will have you upset at stupid shit, like why the floor is on the floor? So, why am I here again?

Being funny is one thing that I am good at. I can make you laugh up to the point that there will be tears in your eyes. I will also make sure that when I tell you a joke, you would laugh as hard as you can. Want to get to know me more?

Friends would probably describe me as charmingly awkward, very simple and a certified horse rider. :)

I am at that point in my life where being in anything serious scares the shit out of me. All I’m looking for right now is some fun. All that I ever have in mind is to go on road trips and have sex.

I am an old woman looking for someone who can give me exciting and interesting moments. I am currently living with my grandkids. I love cooking and taking care of my flowers in the garden. I wish to find someone who is willing to chat with me.

Spontaneous but plan for the future. Lousy speller, hope no mistakes here. Short term memory sucks, long term still OK...for now! Still in great condition. You'd love me I promise!