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I've been thinking about how much I actually enjoy the quiet parts of living here. Like driving down to the coast just to watch the water when the weather turns. And I'm starting to realize I don't need to figure everything out today. Some things are...

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I'm down for a pint and a slice at the local, but I'm not looking for a boyfriend. Career comes first. If you're keen for something casual and can hold a decent conversation, that works for me.

I get out of bed for spontaneous wrestling matches and trying on lingerie that makes me feel like a boss. My weekends are for finding new ways to be a brat until I get exactly what I want.

I collect old clay pots and rearrange them on the porch until they look right. There's a spot in the sun where I keep a bucket of bright plastic flowers, mostly because they clash with everything else I own. Richmond afternoons are for making things ...

You meet the polite version first. The one who laughs at your jokes and remembers your coffee order. Then, slowly, the layers peel back. I'm in my 50s, still ticking off a very private list of curiosities. Some people run when they see the real me. O...