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In the words of someone so wise yet so young "If love hurts like hell, leave and make them wish they were still with you." Yeah, I'm petty. And doing that requires effort so, now I've settled on being a hoe. Way easier.

Knights in shining armour and princes charming are nothing but a fairytale. It took me several decades to realize that all men are the same. All they want is my body and nothing else. Well, there's nothing wrong with that because I actually enjoyed i...

Who I want to find is a man who knows how to keep a woman satisfied all the time. Someone who has a good sense of humor and someone who is actually good in bed.

Is it just me or it's getting really hot in here? How about we make things hotter by talking dirty to each other. I am not as innocent or as nice as you think. I am a naughty granny with a sexy imagination. Would you like to try it out?

I do as I please, I don't explain myself and I don't even pretend that everything I say or do makes sense. Not everything has to. If you're interested, message me, if not, move on.

Almost everyone is watching Football but me. I am just looking forward to a bit of excitement. Maybe you would like to do something nice to me?